Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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