real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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