Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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