haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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