Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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