It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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