Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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