My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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