i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
