ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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