So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Randomize
