i think my mom watched the whole time
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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