someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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