Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You've changed since you got that strap on
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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