I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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