no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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