I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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