I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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