Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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