i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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