I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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