I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
