he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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