do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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