i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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