What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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