Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
as a side note pls kill me
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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