College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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