Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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