I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I still have a little drunk in my system
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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