No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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