Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
