Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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