no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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