last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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