Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
