Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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