Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I think I sprained my soul last night
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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