I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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