i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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