There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Someone signed my nipple.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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