In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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