Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Farmville is her only friend.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I touched a dick in church today
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