I hate your face
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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