ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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