It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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