I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
God, you're like boner-b-gone
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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