Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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