new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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