The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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