Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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