We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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