quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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