he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think I just sharted jello shots
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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